Sometimes Dads Give The Best Advice on Twitter

On Father’s Day, Jimmy Fallon asked the world to give their best #Dadvice and #DadQuotes on Twitter…and the world didn’t let us down. When Dad is normally giving us advice or sharing a personal quote, we can expect them to make some sort of “real world” sense., such as: “Change your oil every 30,000 miles” or “Be sure to carry a can of mace with you if you’re walking alone at night.”

Not these Dads. These Dads have other amazing advice and quotes to share with their children, and I can’t stop laughing. My stomach literally hurts. Go ahead and read to see why!

#1: Don’t let people know how dumb you are.

#2: Nobody wants to remember.

#3: Bad Drivers.

#4: Put one show in each suitcase.

#5: Just say thanks.

#6 All Guts.

#7: Keep my milk where it is.

#8 Everybody hurts sometimes.

#9: The voices talk to me.

#10: It’s okay. We have insurance.

#11: I’d like to buy a vowel.

#12: Mention my name.

#13: Cloak of Darkness.

#14: Existing.

#15: Just pray.

#16. Don’t force it.

#17. Make the people talk.

#18: If a boy asks you for a dance…

#19: Yummy popcorn!

#20 Next time, hit a Ford.

#21: Amazing Dad tip I have to learn.

#22: Well, somebody needs to go.

#23: I only made one joke.

#24: A bucket of sand.

#25: We’re not hunters.

#26: I want for Sures!

#27: Don’t feel bad.

#28: Handmade cards.

#29: The tooth and nothing but the tooth.

#30: If I don’t hear from you.

31: Poof! You’re a sandwich!

#32: Yeah Right.

#33: Santa is always watching.

#34: The real king.

#35: Painting can be fun.

These are some of my favorites, but there are literally thousands upon thousands of tweets full of #Dadvice and #DadQuotes! What are some your favorite quotes and tid bits of advice from your Dad? Let me know me know in the comments or send me a tweet!

About Colby

As the father of 5 and head of the household, I am often looking for the next best thing when it comes to my family. I enjoy trying new products and am excited about delving further into the tech world my wife and teens know so much about. You can also find me on Twitter: @dodomesticdad

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