Today’s theme: Thanksgiving. Pass the turkey, loosen the belt, and get ready for 20 clean, family-friendly Thanksgiving jokes. Perfect for the dinner table, these groaners are stuffed with puns that kids and dads alike can gobble up. Expect a short “Dad-itorial,” one snack-sized fact block, and a Kids Corner riddle.
TL;DR: Turkey, stuffing, and puns on the side—today’s Thanksgiving dad jokes are served hot and corny.
Daily Dad Jokes – Thanksgiving Edition
- Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks. (Classic Thanksgiving joke.)
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers? (One of those silly Thanksgiving jokes for kids.)
- What did the dad say when his son asked to carve the turkey? “Sure, just don’t wing it.”
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing!
- Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall down? Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
- What’s a turkey’s favorite dance move? The wobble.
- What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner? They string everyone along.
- Why don’t turkeys ever get into arguments? They just wing it.
- What did the dad say about leftovers? “This meal is officially on repeat.” (One of those groan-worthy Thanksgiving dad jokes.)
- Why was the Thanksgiving math book so sad? It had too many story problems about pies.
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.
- Why did the turkey sit at the kids’ table? It didn’t want to be roasted.
- What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock.
- What did the sweet potato say to the marshmallow? “I yam what I yam.”
- Why did the dad nap after dinner? Because he was the snore of the show.
- How do you make a turkey float? Root beer and a scoop of turkey ice cream.
- Why don’t cranberries ever get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
The “Dad-itorial”
Thanksgiving is the Super Bowl of Thanksgiving dad jokes. Between carving the turkey and refereeing who gets the last roll, dads have the perfect stage for puns. Sure, the kids groan and grandma shakes her head, but that’s just tradition—right up there with pumpkin pie and second helpings.
Snack-Sized Thanksgiving Facts
Did You Know?: The first Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was held in 1924, featuring animals from the Central Park Zoo.
Term of the Day: Turkey trot — Not just a holiday race, but also what dad does after too much stuffing.
This Day in Thanksgiving: In 1863, President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed Thanksgiving a national holiday.
Kids Corner - Daily Dad Jokes – Thanksgiving Edition
Riddle: Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? — Because it had the drumsticks.
Riddle: What smells best at Thanksgiving dinner? — Your nose. (A classic Thanksgiving joke for kids.)
Riddle: Why was the cranberry red? — Because it saw the turkey dressing.
Riddle: What did the pie say to the fork? — You wanna piece of me?
Riddle: Why don’t you put the turkey next to the mashed potatoes? — Because it will gobble them up.
Gobble You Later!
That’s all, folks—time to pass the gravy and save room for pie. If today’s Thanksgiving jokes made you groan, just be thankful they weren’t any cornier. Whether you love kid-friendly punchlines or cheesy Thanksgiving dad jokes, we’ll see you tomorrow for another helping of clean laughs!
